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IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Waldo finds YOU


TAGS: waldo soviet russia finds you punisher kevin nash
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Jake Eagle

WTF - September 28, 2009, 1:55 pm
I searched "soviet", "russia" and "waldo". I don't see anything remotely similar from any of the searches.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 7:55 pm
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA XD
:P - September 4, 2009, 11:23 am
and smashes your face in.
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:14 am
this one kinda already exists, different pic of the same guy doing a falcon punch on the punisher. same words
leeeblinga - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am
That is f***ing funny!
BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:43 am
"punisher" was **** movie


THE OLD FASHION WAY - Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may.


TAGS: old fashion truth work
Rating: 4.34/5

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Sean - March 28, 2014, 7:48 pm
I see what you did there ... me with my big mouth all "Let's talk about that for a bit." Wellll played. I too won me some scholarships, but what I do with dead bodies I have to do on my own time. Glad to hear about your daughter. Amazing. Sincerely.
lgvernon - March 28, 2014, 2:13 pm

My daughter earned five of them, working like a dog. While still in school she went to work in her chosen field. Immediately after graduation, she won the election, becoming the youngest elected coroner in the US. She still holds that office. Amazing gal!
Sean - March 28, 2014, 12:10 pm
Scholarships that cover 90% of tuition, eh? Let's talk about that for a bit here. True that they can be "earned" in a sense, but "won" as or "awarded" are also applicable terms to these RARE commodities, no?
thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:06 pm
and the hurt feelings have defiantly fallen where they may...lol, somebody needs a dose of personal responsibility
nicholsjoshua15 - February 4, 2013, 9:25 pm
Oh look at Mister Republican; he's blaming the students for all of the debt instead of the welfare mamas that have about two babies every year. After all being hating on to students is PC. Blow it out your a*s!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:24 am
...what does it say here exactly?:'Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may'? Education would only promote Science & Society & save America, after all. Worse yet, stastics show you'll probably Vote Liberal if you Learn about reality..
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:20 am
C'mon America!Can't afford a reasonable education? I mean - they're cheap & it's easy right? Then you should just get a (what does it say here exactly)a 'barely above minimum wage job'& accept your life like the rest of us bitter rightwing losers.
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:56 am
...They should let you Edit your Comments - ! ...Not because of corruption & lies - but because some student bought a phone...All is clear now!: Fix the Economy!: No student phones - !!!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:49 am
The reason 1/10th of 1% has ALL the wealth & the Middle Class is gone & has no work is because some student - but not this one who does not show his/her face, & who *absolutely!* did each & every thing listed - is not corruption & lies. Now I understand!
EmilioDumphque - December 9, 2012, 1:43 am
Can you verify all this? ...I see.
kimzter - December 8, 2012, 12:25 am
Awesome covered in awesome sauce
GaryO - December 7, 2012, 10:05 pm
BAM!
mariand - December 7, 2012, 5:16 pm
well said... 5 old fashion statements for ya.


JOHNNY CASH HOLDING A KITTEN. - Behold the only man who can be a bad ass, christian, country, rock star, kitten lover!


TAGS: johnny cash holding a kitten
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 4:59 am
I also like Ring Of Fire, both the original and the very well done speed metal version by Acid Drinkers.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:23 am
Not really but I do sing okay.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:21 am
Like someone once said misery breeds creativity. Nothing great has ever came from anyone who was too happy.
Silverheart - February 19, 2013, 2:28 am

We like a lot of the same music. You play?
MissPriss - February 19, 2013, 2:21 am
Down down down in a burning ring of fire...Anusol can fix that, now on sale at your local pharmacy and Walmart stores. Couldn't resist...yep John was a badass but he went through a lot and over came alot too, and that's what made his music so real.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 1:01 am
Ha,ha,ha that's one sad / funny song. My favorite Johnny song is "When The Man Comes Around" that song kicks a**.
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 12:39 am
I remember a British music magazine doing a list of the 100 greatest song parts. #1 was "My name is Sue! How do you do! Now you gonna die!"
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 11:53 pm
I don't like country music either, most of it is just too one dimensional for me, but Johnny was great. Johnny is right up there with The Doors, R.E.M., Nirvana, and Smashing Pumpkins as the best ever(in my opinion)!
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 11:00 pm

This is much better. I don't like a lot of country music, but Johnny Cash is great. True American bad-ass.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:59 pm
He was a drug addict, but he stopped and became an anti drug advocate.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:58 pm
I was gonna do "Your Argument Is Invalid", but I decided to give credit where credit is due.
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 9:38 pm

At least it wasnt another of those 'your argument is invalid' posters.
PapaFox - February 18, 2013, 9:31 pm
And drug addict.


U-TURN - A delicate piece of driving, requiring precision control over your vehicle, and probably not a maneuver to try in a semi.., ahh.., sh...!!


TAGS: car truck u turn wreck crash vehicle
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by hootizz

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2012, 5:18 am
Ha! Humans.


Old Players -




COMPUTER CRASH - Can't respond to any email today. Something has crashed on my computer and the mouse is missing.




REDNECKS - You may laugh at them... But they are the best at finding simple solutions To complex problems


TAGS: gun control redneck nashvillw
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Sillymike

ICEMAN - July 6, 2010, 10:22 pm
You sillymike you. What are you doing crashing our 4th of July block party?
Reality Lord - July 6, 2010, 9:37 pm

didn't i see these guys in that movie "the Road"?


DAMN FAERIES - Stop buzzing around me and kill some enemies for once!


TAGS: legend of zelda link navi fairy nintendo super smash
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by fineline

Mr. Shiny - August 11, 2010, 12:46 am
nah, needs a better caption. 2 Lions I guess...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:21 am
I though there was more than just.... motifakes. You can't expect me to believe that the twinkle in your eyes was just because of one of these "beer-fakes"!!!!!1111 I fall for it every time.... ;(
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 11:57 pm
LOL, forseti! You knew what this was before we did what we did!
forseti - May 24, 2010, 6:19 am
aggy, you never phoned me back! Shame on you...
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:16 am
Threatening a mod is ignorant. Threatening me with a phone call is laughable. I'd give you my address before I'd give you my phone number, but I don't want you to show up and ruin my property value. See you in two weeks, sleeping beauty.
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:04 am
That'll do piggy... that'll do.
fineline - May 24, 2010, 12:50 am
No, agdaniele. YOU are the "insert bull**** tag that moderators insist on using because they don't have one single microbe of creativity", and if you don't like it you can burn in Hell!
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 9:23 pm
I must reject the Fons...I'm more the Vern' and Shirely type.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:17 pm
We all need to de a bunch of Fonzies here....
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm
See, now I'm thinkin': maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. Banhammer here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous a** in the valley of timmys.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm
Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the internet that's evil and selfish.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:15 pm
And I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', fineline. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:18 pm
I can't find my Macy's with both hands...oh, there they are!....swollen, again :(
rerun - May 19, 2010, 9:13 pm

isn't wrath a type of find chocolate sold at Macy's?
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:01 pm
tenterhooks?? I get tingles just saying that word
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:54 pm
In a few days, we shall perhaps feel some wrath. I wonder if it tickles..! I'm on tenterhooks, guys.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:38 pm
What's wrong, sweetheart? Why'd you delete your reply to me before I could read it?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:08 pm
I always liked Zelda games. I like this poster. I do not particularly care for its creator... for some reason.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 4:53 pm
TAGS: legend of zelda link navi fairy nintendo super smash... face, you're probably right... ;)
Faceplant31 - May 19, 2010, 4:32 pm
I believe this poster pertains to zelda and the annoying fairy thing that flies around you the whole game.
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 4:04 pm
It's an animated movie from the early '90's...it would make a pretty cool MMORPG though...Peace out! (see I'm still hip!) *ouch!* My hip!
Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:48 pm
Fern Gully? What kinda new-fangled thing is THAT?
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 3:46 pm
@ Red: Game? This poster is about a game? I thought it was a rerence to "Fern Gully: The Last Rain Forest". d***, I'm behind the times.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:41 am
Don't be so sure....I'm freaky that way.
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am
If only that would really happen in the game...
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am
Uh... I typed that before I read that comment we simulposted. :( Moooo is not absurd looking, I'm sure.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am
That would be an absurd looking person. LoL :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am
42-42-42?....Nope those are my measurements.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:37 am
112-19-357?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am
Pffffffffffffft.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am
36-24-36?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:32 am
I thought I told you... I'm not proud of the way I WAS... And you gotta pay the bills somehow.:( Anyway, that's my old number.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:29 am
He could find that on any bathroom wall...Hiyooooooo......Please don't Ban me.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 11:27 am
oh come on everybody. he gets 5 lions from me for this really creative try to get TOC's number! ;)
Mongo - May 19, 2010, 10:57 am
I was banned for a week once; it was like the solitary confinement scene in "Papillon". But I have emerged stronger, and step up to defend my brethren from the shallow minded trolls who appear here on occasion.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:32 am
Scratch that; I have PMd you. You WILL reply, or be temporarily banned.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am
Please go to the forum side and send a PM to us. Or me. Or somebody. That is your equivalent of a phone call.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am
What the hell is wrong with this guy?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 9:27 am
And the phone number to call you at to talk to you about this directly is... Until you can actually provide a phone number to verbally discuss this, CLAM UP!
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:58 am
Relax thee, Drago... you were complimented... I wasn't trying to be Sly.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:51 am
How pathetic is it when someone's whole world is online to the point that they consider a phone call as "confronting directly"?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:42 am
Something tells me this is a returning member... walking the 'fine line.' Even after all the comments about posters, he has refrained from 1L bombing, which is the usual first course of action.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:39 am
It's a pity really...he/she/it probably went and ruined their own day. Shame really.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:35 am
That's where the "intellectually challenged" part comes in...He/She just can't see it!
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:33 am
What's irritating is that aggy was --complimenting-- this poster.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:29 am
Ya know fineline you can't walk the walk. Trying to sound intellectually superior only shows what an a*** sphincter you truly are. It's like trying to enroll in a class theoretical physics with a SAT math score of 2....It isn't going to happen dude.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:17 am
Confront who? Me?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 7:17 am
And the reason they don't provide us with a customer service phone number to confront them directly about anything like this is because....?
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:38 am

fineline....1. he was stating that this was good work. 2. you have no "wrath" to speak of here. 3. Keep pushing your luck and face the wrath of the community backed up by the moderators
fineline - May 19, 2010, 4:58 am
STOP CRITICIZING PEOPLE, OR FACE MY WRATH! Yes, I'm talking to you, moderator.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:54 pm
Ok, see people? It's not impossible to make a very good one.


IT WAS HORRIBLE! - I dreamt I was in a world where only smart and talented people could be famous!


TAGS: kardashian nightmare
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by vilnius

falloutghoul - July 25, 2012, 8:43 pm
Not sure if repost, or...I-don't-know-what.
BoneCD - July 23, 2012, 9:22 pm
LMFAO...I f'n love this poster!!!! 5 extreme poodles for you
falloutghoul - July 23, 2012, 2:59 pm
If only it was a dream come true.


Tomorrow -


TAGS: trash retirement
Rating: 4.89/5

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NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:11 am
Reminds me of a song: "Send me to glory in a Glad-bag... Don't waste a fancy coffin on my bones. Just put me out on the curb next Tuesday... and let the sanitation-local ferry me home!"
GaryO - May 29, 2014, 8:30 am
Luv this. Reminds me of my buddy climbing a cell tower and throwing a dummy off. His accomplice below popping outta the grass and waving. Kansas farmers thought that was pretty funny...sorta.


TEXTING WHILE DRIVING -




TEAM ROCKET - Promoting transvestism since 1997.




JUST THINK ABOUT IT - I bet you never thought of the importance of hand washing quite this way had you ?


TAGS: wash your hands after restroom
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 20, 2011, 1:49 pm
I bet mechanics with greasy hands wash their hands first, unless they want to lube their piston.
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 12:07 pm
Query...why people do hoomans wash their hands after doing the deed but never before? We shake hands all day, press b***ons, hold escalator and stair rails, push doors and grip handles. Don't even get me started on public restrooms
Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 10:12 am
It's all fun & games 'til someones starts feeling ****y...;)
Budog - June 18, 2011, 12:43 am
Especially since Grandpa already walks around with his hands in his pants that are almost up to his neck...
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 12:36 am
It gets worse if you take grandparents into account... hand me the bleach
Budog - June 17, 2011, 11:24 pm
LOL Yes, but you gave me a whole new perspective to see it in...
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:58 pm
Hey, it's YOUR poster.. what has been inferred cannot be unseen
Budog - June 17, 2011, 10:47 pm
OMFG, now that just adds a whole new dimension of uggghhh to this poster!
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:24 pm
Congratulations, you've just made visting my in-laws that much more uncomfortable...


WHITE TRASH - Can usually be seen committing deviant acts near trailers




WHEN SHE SAYS "I WANNA GO TO TOYS-R-US!"... - You friggin take her to Toys-R-Us.


TAGS: girl car smash tantrum
Rating: 4.64/5

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Oiler - January 28, 2013, 2:54 pm
I would take that kid to Toys-R-Us and buy her a Casey Anthony backpack.


GLAMOUR - Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. (Hedy Lamarr)


TAGS: life time fun girl stupid celeb triplet kardashian kkk
Rating: 2.48/5

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shmoe13 - February 11, 2011, 5:50 am
thats hedly!!


Geology -


TAGS: geology kardashians big bang theory
Rating: 4.77/5

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Oldsod - April 22, 2014, 6:12 am
Come to think of it...wasn't Gypsum Rose Lee a stripper or something?


FINALLY!!!!! - About f*cking time they kissed!


TAGS: ash ketchum misty pikachu pokemon anime manga kiss kissing
Rating: 3.23/5

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dayday13 - August 3, 2010, 9:48 am
i no rite?


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: life time day safe tv show cardassian kardashian gossip star trek
Rating: 3.84/5

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NickelinDimer - August 13, 2016, 6:12 am
(Singing): "I'm a Cardassian!"
Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 7:41 pm
There's a mistake you could only make once. Good warning. 5/5
Spangle - September 14, 2009, 6:02 pm
gahahahahahaha
Mr. Shiny - July 20, 2009, 7:40 pm
lol I like this one!
Sean - May 31, 2009, 12:04 am
Ridiculously funny. Well done, ya bastard!


OH YEAH - YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT IT DOES TO A APPLE!




BLESS THEM -


TAGS: canadians flashlights
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Reality Lord - July 6, 2011, 7:30 am

epci....lol
crankyhead - July 5, 2011, 8:34 pm
knock knock....... who's there?..... Canada....... Canada who?...... Can a dang tourist not take his flashlight out for an evening stroll without upsetting the natives? 5L Airman =)
coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 8:21 pm
hers got bleeped?
coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 7:11 pm
fla****? Haha! Get it? Get it? Eh, sorry. 5L
spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:22 pm
LOL! Slow news day.


AFTER DEFEATING THE SOFA IN COMBAT GADAFFI MADE A SASH FROM ITS PELT -


TAGS: after defeating the sofa in combat gadaffi made a sash from its pelt
Rating: 3.84/5

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CANADA - January 19, 2010, 12:10 am
LMAO!
DrEvo82 - September 29, 2009, 9:59 am
Yes definitely 5 lions, very funny.
Jmac0585 - September 29, 2009, 9:39 am
The recliner, though in mourning is now wary.
motifake - September 29, 2009, 9:34 am

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! 5lions!


I AM SO ASHAMED - I stopped believing, Journey is going to be so pissed ...




DON'T SHOOT!! - She's got a hostage!




PHOTOGRAPHY - The use of a flash will determine a low or high quality end result for a picture.


TAGS: flash pictures ph**ography quality
Rating: 4.8/5

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AcidRain - May 17, 2012, 4:14 pm
Awesome. Didn't see that coming.
MissPriss - May 16, 2012, 12:59 am
Thank you. I have material on that site too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2012, 12:41 am
Also good for Where the Pun Is." Good job!


DAY 21 - The Humans Still Think I'm A Squash.


TAGS: guinea pig squash
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

MissPriss - February 18, 2013, 4:50 pm
Does Guinea Squash taste anything like Spaghetti Squash? If it does, I know what I'm having for supper a 5L heapin' bowl full!
motifayk - February 18, 2013, 10:58 am
Imma cook ma 5quash.. Haha
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 5:23 am

I thought it was a potato... squash, potato, both are good baked in the oven and covered with b***er! 5Ls


YOU JUST FALL OFF -


TAGS: cycle imitation jet crash fail
Rating: 4.47/5

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Ozbad - February 8, 2012, 7:26 pm
I was thinking Hulk smash..
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 11:54 am
the h55d looks familiar :)


CAPS LOCK - Are you ready to win your online conversation?


TAGS: caps lock wrath lol funny souledge unleash power meow cat
Rating: 3.67/5

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Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 9:18 pm
I used this Motifake on Facebook to make a group on supporting the usage of capslock.


WAKE UP CALL . . . - . . . for motorists who talk on cell phones and text while driving.


TAGS: volkswagon motorcycle honda cell phone texting safety driving riding crash
Rating: 2.71/5

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nazaroo - January 30, 2012, 9:16 am
"Hello, baby, yeah, Don't leave for the club yet. I'm coming over as fast as I can. I'll be there in like 2 seconds. ...hello hello? d***!"
ultranothing - August 22, 2010, 4:30 pm
She may have been on a cellphone, but the rider was going 85MPH - and she turned out from a side-street. Highways don't have side-streets, so this ja****s was doing 85 on a city street. Don't always blame the motorist. Lot's of drivers ride like morons
Haarakkon - November 11, 2009, 6:33 pm
And now it's a freak show attraction in a suburban mall. Cool headstone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:48 pm
because motorist doesnt mean car driver..........
freestyler - November 11, 2009, 5:45 pm
PLEASE read your own motifake before posting it...the car driver was on the phone not the motor.
Z-Bob - November 11, 2009, 8:56 am
Amen, brother...
Preacher Man - November 11, 2009, 1:15 am
The car came out of a side street, indicating it was probably in town, where most speed limits top out at 35 mph. The motorcycle was going 85 mph. I'd say the idiot on the cycle was more to blame than the person on their cell phone.


FLAILING - When sucking at life is your only option.


TAGS: fail pokemon magicarp water flap flail pokedex pikachu ash funny awesome
Rating: 2.56/5

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flail owns - March 29, 2009, 10:44 pm
dude i seen someone wipe a hole team of pokemons with FLAIL theres a video on youtube
Arpaleggia - January 9, 2009, 1:24 pm
At least when you flail you do SOMETHING with your life. Splash does nothing.


PRETENSE -




GEAR PROBLEM -


TAGS: pilot crash landing
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Airman

Aurielius - September 28, 2015, 7:19 am
Southern pilots come in two flavors , excitable or unflappable.
FredrickHarmon - February 3, 2011, 1:54 am
Excellent, this is probably my favorite class of motivator poster.


DONUT WARS - Don't get between men and their donuts!




WHITE TRASH - An individual that may or may not be poor, but is monumentally ignorant and quite possibly stupid.


TAGS: redneck white trash gun trailer
Rating: 2.73/5

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P - March 25, 2009, 7:31 am
He's also VERY badly dressed, or is that normal for this particular part of your country?
Fatty - December 19, 2008, 4:44 pm
He's going to recycle those cans into a new house.
BuzzBomb - September 10, 2008, 5:09 pm
Going by the sign, I'd say he's Shed Trash as opposed to Trailer or White.
Agamemnon218 - August 22, 2008, 12:34 am
YES he does! lol
RnR - August 1, 2008, 3:38 pm
but he DOES recycle


TIE-DOWN STRAPS - not very important until they're VERY important


TAGS: boat truck crash tie down
Rating: 4.67/5

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Verdeckt - October 27, 2011, 5:02 am
If you don't ratchet, it'll be rat ****.


NASCAR - This is what happens when. One idiot decides to, takes a right turn.


TAGS: crash nascar idiot
Rating: 3.89/5

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Thedewd - August 10, 2017, 1:27 am
NASCAR...Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
Densaku - March 8, 2010, 4:36 pm
CRASHES:.....The only reason why NASCARs are worth watching.


I just bought a smart TV -


TAGS: kardashians tv
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by vilnius

blesic - December 24, 2014, 12:28 am
Very good.
Bolverk633 - December 10, 2014, 9:21 am
I also have bought a smart TV- every time the Kardasians appear it turns itself off, so it doesn’t have to try to match the unnatural skin tones.
demon001 - December 3, 2014, 7:07 am
Used to be teenage wasteland now it's Crap TV!
concern3 - December 2, 2014, 2:43 am
5er


Vacuous -


TAGS: kardashian vacuous stupid bimbos
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Thedge - September 19, 2014, 6:34 am
Thank you. HA ! ! !
Thedge - September 19, 2014, 6:32 am
May I now insert, HA ! ! ! ?
Thedge - September 19, 2014, 6:31 am
Oh, and *need* to say, not stupid. Tractable is a more politically correct term, I think.
Thedge - September 19, 2014, 6:29 am
120, or less. Sort of like hiring cops. Too smart and danged if they don't start thinking!
Thedge - September 19, 2014, 6:27 am
Vacuous to clean floors? Ummm... yeah, that is the idea. IQ
MagicBob - April 20, 2014, 4:22 pm
Now imagine FAT and Stupid, that's just down the road men.
Oldsod - April 11, 2014, 6:20 pm
...isn't the vacuous what you use to clean the floor?
Bolverk3778 - March 30, 2014, 8:50 am
One can only hope that the two younger Jenner's take notice of the screw up's made by their older sisters!
Sean - March 30, 2014, 1:02 am
*non
Sean - March 30, 2014, 1:01 am
Ah, Le Pistolas L'amour, no?
Cannabal - March 29, 2014, 8:36 pm
They're pretty..... pretty vay-cont.


YOU CANNOT - appriciate American History without first reading it in the original Klingon


TAGS: george washington klingon
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Zenigata - July 14, 2011, 7:36 pm
Is not possible. Klingons do not retreat.


ASH THE STAMPEDE - When cosplaying goes horribly wrong!




I LOVE COMPUTERS - Except when they freeze. And crash. And lose data. And get a virus. And not run programs. And lose internet connection... I hate computers.


TAGS: computers hate love smash
Rating: 4.08/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 3, 2014, 3:08 am
5ame here PV.
Oiler - January 30, 2013, 12:01 pm
Just replaced 3rd harddrive in a 5 month old laptop...just back up and running...sigh...I hate computers.
Comedian1298 - November 29, 2012, 11:38 pm
third
maoworks2 - May 30, 2012, 10:26 am
I Second That.


DON'T WORRY SIR! - I'm from the internet!


TAGS: snake cosplay k metal gear smash bros
Rating: 2.54/5
SuperGreen - August 31, 2009, 12:09 am
This man is my hero!
bapsie jish - October 7, 2008, 12:42 pm
i thought i got rid of this bastard...
TigerKid - October 3, 2008, 12:02 am
He looks like a lost a wrestling match with a garbage bag
Josie - September 6, 2008, 11:17 pm
WTF!? That is the worst Solid Snake Cos play I have ever seen!
Fail - September 5, 2008, 12:01 am
Oh God.....no....
Mullet man - August 5, 2008, 4:28 am
SOLID SNAKE!!!
Axis - August 5, 2008, 2:35 am
is he suppose to be dressed as solid snake?


HUMOR -


TAGS: humor mash
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Bull

ICEMAN - March 23, 2011, 1:08 am
Always works for me. 5 poodles.


COW GIRLS - Stepping up fashion one hoof at a time




BREAKING NEWS -


TAGS: crashing plane
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Coombsy007 - August 29, 2011, 6:22 am
I'd give you 5 commie but thats not a 2 seater. :-Þ
NumberXIII - August 28, 2011, 3:36 pm
5 casualties for you!


RIVALRIES - they're all fun and games until someone gets run off the road and flipped




THESE DAYS HOWEVER, - it's a path to fame and fortune!




DON'T HASSLE THE HOFF! - Cause he got Lasers!




FASHION STATEMENTS - Because nothing says Hard core Gangster like pink high tops


TAGS: ganters shoes fashion
Rating: 2.38/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:55 pm
...and having a shoe collection to make all the girls green with envy.


CRIMINALS - Break the rules one stinking time and they never ever let you forget it


TAGS: criminals dogs trash funny
Rating: 4.39/5

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Zetmonk - December 30, 2011, 9:50 am
Look at the face! Poor guy. Lol.


PROTECT AND SERVE -


TAGS: police fail crash stupid
Rating: 4.31/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2012, 12:15 am
Ah, The Ontario provincial Police....Incompetence from my home province.
CloudchaserS - May 28, 2012, 10:22 pm
I doubt that's what Naughty By Nature meant when they said Get Down With OPP
SteveFurlong - May 28, 2012, 9:40 pm
So, ya heard the one about the cop who ate too many donuts?
fan4camping - May 28, 2012, 8:43 pm
Sure looks like that officer is PROTECTing everyone else from driving into that gap in the road, SERVING as a roadblock.


BACK HAIR - Don't knock it. Nascar fan's use it!




AT THAT MOMENT - Tim found religion


TAGS: motorcycles crash funny
Rating: 3.46/5

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MO - August 23, 2009, 11:12 am
This is screaming for a re-do! The whole Jesus is in a hurry thread comes to mind. Still decent though...


VASH VS. LUPIN - There can be only one!


TAGS: anime manga vash the stampede lupin 3rd iii trigun
Rating: 2.17/5

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Shrake12 - August 29, 2009, 7:14 pm
Well, Lupin's the one with the gun under Vash's chin. Case closed.
... - August 3, 2009, 5:58 pm
I hate to say it.... But this is not a contest. Master Thief vs Humanoid Typhoon, Great Escape Artist vs The First human Act of God?


AIRBORNE - The REAL reason we jump out of "perfectly" good airplanes...


TAGS: c 130 crash airborne the real reason jump out of air planes
Rating: 4.27/5

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sickartist - June 2, 2010, 6:25 am
5 All The Way L's
rick17126 - June 2, 2010, 3:06 am
Night time landings suck at times. Luckily none were killed though they did have some serious injuries.
Viper - June 2, 2010, 2:55 am
That sucks!
Cloudchaser - June 2, 2010, 12:21 am
I've seen other ph**os of this. The pilot was apparently directed to land on a runway that had a section removed for repair


1976 FLASHBACK - I still hate my Mother, Sears and the 1970 's




CHEVY - If Chevy Is "Like a Rock" Then That Semi Must Be "Like A F***ing Boulder"


TAGS: car crash chevy
Rating: 2.21/5

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Fatt Matt - January 8, 2010, 4:39 pm
LOL!
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 4:38 pm
No he didn't it a Pontiac.
_Ally - January 8, 2010, 4:12 pm
At least he got the make right this time
DrEvo82 - January 8, 2010, 7:42 am
Capt. Obvious strikes again. Yes 80,000lbs > 6,000lbs


MEMORIES -




ECONOMIC DOWNTURN -




TRAILER TRASH - THIS GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THOSE WORDS!


TAGS: trash trailer redneck
Rating: 2.6/5

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MO - May 24, 2009, 10:01 pm
Trailer trash? I'm not seeing it. The landscaping looks quite nice....not a piece of trash anywhere.
Scorpio7 - November 11, 2008, 1:02 pm
Here is the explanation, about where it is located: http://www.snopes.com/ph**os/architecture/redneck.asp
sman - October 4, 2008, 3:34 pm
where is this place? does anyone know where i can more info on it?
Charlie M - September 13, 2008, 10:07 pm
f*** u guys, where did you get this


OWNED!! - Chuck Norris wants to play fooball with you!




DELUSIONS VS HALLUCIANTIONS -




DISHWASHER -


TAGS: dishwasher buy her a shovel
Rating: 3.94/5

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Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 1:47 am
I guess she'll be buying you a shovel then. ^_-
fasteddie - December 10, 2010, 7:14 pm
5L alas once my wife found out why I was laughung so hard she out my pillow on the sofa....


A PIRATE'S LIFE - No longer is all about Swashbuckling and Treasure !!




YOUR BALLS - I'll smash them.




student drivers -


TAGS: drivers car crash dead
Rating: 1.87/5

More motifakes by derrek

Astaroth - May 27, 2009, 10:04 pm
Am I the only one that looked past the fat chicks in the ph**o to notice the spelling mistake?
megan - January 18, 2009, 1:52 am
fake or not fake you are all rude and obnoxious a**holes that should grow the f*** up
Chadd Hawkins - December 6, 2008, 1:57 pm
Except for the one ontop of the car and the fact this is obviously fake I'd still say that the driver did us a favor by killing a few fat chicks
God - August 21, 2008, 2:18 pm
Who cares? They're all fat chicks.
jay - August 11, 2008, 4:38 pm
how bout fake


HILLBILLY CHRISTMAS - all you need now is a ham and som pop tarts


TAGS: hillbilly christmas ham trash cans pop tarts
Rating: 1.85/5

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Greeny - January 27, 2014, 8:05 pm
trololololo
PCV - January 27, 2014, 1:28 pm
A little proof reading wouldn't hurt either.
CANADA - October 8, 2009, 5:17 pm
or a college christmas
James - October 8, 2009, 5:12 pm
Amen!


TOYOTA - Just like the vehicles, the jokes are not stopping.


TAGS: toyota bet that cash for clunkers seemed like a good idea now ja****ses
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Derek - March 11, 2010, 1:11 am
Looks like you found a solution there though
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 10:58 pm
Truth


US NAVY SEALS - Settling forever the Ninja vs. Pirate debate.


TAGS: navy seals pirate fashion
Rating: 3.02/5

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KDP3 - April 17, 2009, 12:18 am
hahaha...ha
ELI - April 16, 2009, 7:17 pm
d*** right thats all you got, hahaha
Hakiu - April 16, 2009, 7:04 pm
Ninjas were the snipers of yesteryear.


NOW REMEMBER - Always wash your food before you eat it




ROUTINE - The most efficient inhibitor of intelligence




JENNIFER BEALS -




ATTENTION WHORE - noun: someone desperate for others to notice him and to be the center of attention.


TAGS: p******* fashion
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Chrysophase2003 - July 19, 2012, 7:19 pm
Provided the defacements are publicly visible, totally in agreement. Otherwise, it's for their own enjoyment or because they are compelled to self-mutilate.
TheSanityInspector - July 18, 2012, 6:45 pm
The more violently someone defaces their body, the more confident you can be that there is nothing remarkable about that person.


HAIRSTYLE - A gorgeous woman looks fetching no matter what hair length.


TAGS: watson woman beauty hair fashion
Rating: 4.4/5

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Boristhedriver - April 18, 2012, 5:07 am
Louboutines, very chic...
lgvernon - April 17, 2012, 8:08 pm

She really ought'ta rethink the shoes, though...I know, "What shoes?"
Reality Lord - April 17, 2012, 1:25 pm

so true. i love a lady with short hair. i love a lady with long hair. i just love ladies :)


UMBRELLAS - They only keep you dry when it's the rain that's falling.


TAGS: fail owned rain bike crash painful ouch
Rating: 3.35/5

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Derek - December 28, 2009, 4:22 pm
Poor fellah. One can only hope the water helped break the fall.


MARRIAGE SIMPLIFIED -


TAGS: car crash stats marriage
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 23, 2015, 5:11 am
Your dead nuts correct on this one
hootizz - September 13, 2010, 6:11 am
Not a nice episode for that pedestrian.., but the pain he suffered was probably over sooner than that of a divorce..!!
Henna - September 12, 2010, 1:02 pm
Cruel driver in the Mercedes.It seems as if he turns on the windshield wiper to wipe the pedestrian away WTF
rerun - September 12, 2010, 10:54 am

wow, just wow


RIDICULOUS - My servant keeps saying I don't treat her like a wife.




EPIC FAIL -


TAGS: car epic fail crash 30 speed grass ditch funny kirk saywell techtoad
Rating: 2.89/5

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fallenone121 - March 22, 2011, 1:05 am
Sliding off a dry straight road sideways takes skill...like the asians that cross four lanes of traffic without a turn signal use. At 30 mph it was probably some kid trying to brag about their 1337 drifting skillz.


CAR VS. POLE - Looks like the pole won out.... and also, HOW THE HELL DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT!?!?!


TAGS: car crash
Rating: 3.28/5

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Derek - March 3, 2010, 3:46 am
This fool is rapidly parting company with his money.


JERSEY GIRLS -


TAGS: jersey shore snooki tan trash
Rating: 4.55/5

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llamachurper - May 30, 2011, 4:54 pm
yes


BRAKES... - ... are not decorations.




LEARNING MOMENT - Now kiddies, remember to always keep your toys on the sidewalk.


TAGS: bikes crash funny
Rating: 3.65/5

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djinnyf - April 17, 2011, 7:15 am
I'm very much traumatized!! xx


FEMALE VALETS -




TEACHERS - They Know Stuff Better Than You Do


TAGS: teacher school brainwash
Rating: 3.93/5

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calvin5040 - April 10, 2010, 2:15 am
This is why their should not be a 10year
rerun - February 28, 2010, 11:56 am

Sounds like Alex is a future leader, not willing to accept things blindly just because somebody in "authority" said it was so.
redhdsrbst - February 28, 2010, 11:50 am
Momma always told me "Stupid is as stupid does."
calvin5040 - February 7, 2010, 3:02 pm
And people wonder why the want to get rid of "10 YEAR"
WTFO - September 11, 2009, 12:13 am
Well put, me4891.
me4891 - September 10, 2009, 3:28 pm
Sounds like Obama on health care and budget
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 8:39 pm
While I may agree with your principles Liam, your method is juvenile and ineffective. When you grow up and can form a proper argument please return. Till then stick to the Disney sites.
Liam - July 23, 2009, 8:30 pm
I take it this happened in Kansas "Accept my curriculum as correct" blahdeblah no evolution god made earth in 7 days, let there be light creationism jesus jesus jesus god made gravity
BriaHere - June 14, 2009, 11:06 am
Dumbass teacher should be fired. Telling them to follow what he says when it's wrong. So he can just sit there and teach kids crap. I hope he loses his job.
Johnny - October 29, 2008, 7:23 pm
What I can't believe is that the rest of this poor kids class are sheep.
LogicDude - October 29, 2008, 12:09 pm
Because everyone knows the metric system is a LIE!


HI MOM - I think I've just failed my Pilot's Exam.




JOHNNY CASH - The Original Greybeard Not dead, just picking chicks up in Reno.


TAGS: johnny cash greybeard reno
Rating: 4.77/5

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GreyScorpion - September 14, 2010, 9:49 pm
so it appears 92754
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 8:24 pm
Picking up chicks in Reno isn't that impressive... trust me.
DLM4 - September 14, 2010, 11:44 am
glad to see someone giving Johnny his well deserved respect, 5 trips to folsom to you


LEASHES - Now available in innocent-looking child backpacks.


TAGS: leash fail idiot bad parenting
Rating: 4.37/5

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Cubbybear - July 25, 2010, 10:16 pm
Mom needs a slap
Sean - July 25, 2010, 9:50 pm
*hard to imagine
Sean - July 25, 2010, 9:50 pm
I foresee an awkward mother-son intervention looming. Of course it's hard any non-awkward mother-son such things. Hard, but not impossible.
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 9:41 pm
We've strayed past a few indecent innuendos there, too.
Sean - July 25, 2010, 9:38 pm
*snickers* And what does it mean when your mother is actually holding that "monkey" by the tail? I think we've strayed way past ritalin on this one.
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 9:27 pm
Too soon in life to have a monkey on your back.


DARWIN : YR TM S UP - The last message the driver's cell phone received


TAGS: crash
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by DEMartin

GaryO - April 15, 2012, 8:15 am
Uh, those bimbos….when?
DEMartin - April 15, 2012, 3:37 am
Sorry. Next time I'll post some ph**o of a bimbo's bre***s and a juvenile punchline instead of a serious commentary.
SteveFurlong - April 12, 2012, 11:09 pm
It's a downer, all right, which is why I voted it up.
spypengen - April 12, 2012, 10:34 pm
what a downer i vote this down 1/5
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 5:33 pm
Brilliant use of a dictionary... Oh and your intellect. Next time, think before posting such faeces...


SHITTY TATTOO -


TAGS: fail tattoo white trash epic fail
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by fuck britt

^^" - June 15, 2009, 4:48 am
He has very long n******


To All Customers -


TAGS: shopping holidays black friday retail clerks cashiers
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 26, 2015, 8:40 am
soldier on, cynic....this too shall pass
JesusWept - November 26, 2015, 8:08 am
Haha very nice. L L L L L


IMMINENT FAILURE -


TAGS: car crash fail kitd
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by krazyivanthedivine

krazyivanthedivine - March 6, 2012, 10:28 pm
Already reported him, RL taking care of it, hes done it to a few posters
GaryO - March 6, 2012, 10:25 pm
Is somebody asleep at the switch??!! Get this comment bomber outta here!
krazyivanthedivine - March 6, 2012, 10:18 pm
Can we not use my poster to advertise politics? thank you.
zombie2093 - March 6, 2012, 9:59 pm
DONT LET THAT HAPPEN TO AMERICA VOTE RON PAUL AND AVOID THE WHOLE OH [email protected][email protected]! FEELING WHEN IT COMES TO GOVERNMENT POLICIES ALL TOGETHER RON PAUL2012!!
GaryO - March 3, 2012, 5:43 pm
Yeah, that'5 a 9.5 on the pucker scale....


I HAVE A STRONG HEART... - so I think I'm gonna need a stronger leash...


TAGS: heart leash
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:52 pm
I like that.
falloutghoul - February 10, 2012, 5:51 pm
Follow your heart, but don't let it drag you.
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 2:06 pm
knew it was you before hi55ting the avatar - whenever there is a heart or pain or lonelisess - or a fort :)


CHICAGO TRANSIT AUTHORITY - I THINK I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES DRIVING WITH STEVIE WONDER.


TAGS: bus crash chicago
Rating: 4.48/5

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Bolverk37782 - June 10, 2011, 6:54 am
Similar problems in the UK, The Company is called STAGECOACH. The drivers think they are driving go-karts most of the time!!!
irundeepenough - June 9, 2011, 7:49 pm
Helen Keller can't drive, she is a woman.
Derek - June 9, 2011, 7:41 pm
Or Alexander the Great ("Find a way or make one")
pzykosiz - June 9, 2011, 6:53 pm
or helen keller?
Brawler - June 9, 2011, 3:35 pm
Or Ray Charles?:D


A MAN'S CAR... - Can never be too clean. Just ask this genius.


TAGS: stupid retarded raining washing
Rating: 3.29/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 8:00 pm
Water you pay for is wetter than water that's free!!


WHITE TRASH -


TAGS: white trash mower sled gerbils
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by rat95dyna

spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:29 pm
LOL! She's got the earmuffs on to drown out the screams of the kids, once they slide under the mower when she stops.


HOT AIR BALLOONS - Boring 99.99% of the time


TAGS: h** air balloon balloons fire boring pancakes crash flame
Rating: 2.82/5

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Atomic_Flame - April 2, 2009, 1:20 am
Sadisticly funny (if there's such a word).
Sean - November 3, 2008, 11:02 pm
This is hilarious. So sit back and enjoy wave after wave of under-appreciation as each rolls in from way offshore. But I'm not bitter. Thanks for the laugh. Bye.


LOOK! -




VISUAL KEI -


TAGS: visualkei visual kei japan fashion nerds
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by sasukingu

Krissie - October 20, 2009, 10:59 am
*oops i mean right
Krissie - October 20, 2009, 10:59 am
the girl on the left could chew through coaxal (sp?) cable with them teeth!


DOES THIS MEAN - I've failed the parking component of my driving test ?




TEXAS - Where the men are retards and the cows are very, very scared. Yup, weer that special! Hyuck!




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